Hey Penis's and Vagina's well here is yet another edition of blogging!

Yeah so where did I leave you! Oh well lets start with some gooderest news my little sister is the size of a house! That rules! She is so preggo and I can't wait til she pops then we will go and get crunk old school! Just kidding.

Last week was Ab days at the school, I decided not to go nutso on the planning this year! In fact I did very little yay! haha! Except the coffeehouse thing totally ruled. Stupid Mack's makes me cry with her sweet lullabies for manics, another plus to that evening was me playing the HOT neechee in Wranglers! haha! That is so me! Ride me cowboy....ahem...Ride em cowboy! My bad!

I got back from Victoria/Vancouver on Sunday evening! What an amazing trip! Sheet it was MUEY PIQUANTE...my freaking sides hurt from laughing all weekend! I was a little nuts! Went to the strangest bar out there...I swear to you it was a bisexual bar if there was such a thing. There was a lot of pretty hetero boys, but they all danced together, in crowds, and then a couple would pretend to grind. If 'hetero' boys did that in Winnipeg they would likely get punched, or else get hit on by hard up queens such as myself! Anyways, these 'hetero' boys were also dancing to this years Gay Anthem HUNG UP by Madonna, wtf, if that doesn't throw somebodies gaydar out of whack then when they started cheering for I Will Survive sure as hell did. Anyways that bar got all of its claims to heterosexuality back when there was scraps outside and the cute boy with the gashed eyebrow!

Some memorable quotes from the trip:
"If you can make sense of the Indian Act...then you must be confused." - V from Local 75
"One think I hate about Victoria is the quasi-fascist hipster scene" - Troy
"Yeah Levi if by sexy and seductive you mean disgusting and disturbing." - Jar Jar
"If you are not in the room in five minutes I am putting the chain on the door." - Jar Jar
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - Whip Cream from Local 66.
"Your laugh is like the cross between an old man, and a young girl." - Jarita

Ok yeah well I have to shower...talk at you all later!

Levissssssssssss

Reading week is coming to a close and I never did sheet all! How freaking fantastic...the anxiety is making me nuts! Oh well live and learn! I think its all part of me subconsciously not wanting to succeed! Having to enter the real world is horrifying! I don't have any idea what I am going to do. Shit!

In other news if I listen to one more matthew good song I think I am going to climb to the top of my building and cry!

You thought I was going to say something about hitting unsuspecting strangers didnt you! But I didn't...I took the high road emmer effer!

*SIGHS* My life has become ridiculously monotonous lately! I need some spice!

Thursday was kind of cool though! Anus phoned and she took me out! I ower a biggun! 80's night rules! I love dancing hideously kinky! The downside was everytime I burped today I tasted lime from the tequila that wasn't so pleasant!

Now its time for my favorite game...LEVI'S RIDICULOUS RANDOM THOUGHTS
I could really go for some uppers right now...
Conquistadors were real jerks...not regular jerks but huge jerks...
There was this one lady at the store, her hair was crazy, her shoes farted as she walked, the foulness of animal urine lingered with every step, but for some reason I could not resist the temptation to touch her inappropriately...
CONQUISTADORS = JERKS there I said it...
On the chalkboard it said Ray Charles is god, and I can't disagree the logic was astounding...
Where are those uppers I ordered, those jerkface conquistadors probably took it as ransom...THEY ARE ALWAYS AFTER THE NATIVES GOLD!

Anyways I think I am done with that! I am going to dance to classical gas, its really hard! I hope you enjoyed...JODY!

 Hey beeches...well its been one wet gash of a month!

For starters I went buck wild on the events coordinator thang you know that thing that I am supposed to do at school! Yeah good times...I went to Toronto baby! That picture thats me and Candy at the Rez Fox party fack thats hot! We had a freakin blast!

I wish I would have chatted up a little bit more with peeps though! It was good times!

I think I am just going to hit enter randomly in the blog! Thats swell!

Like NOW!

Anyways yeah...School has been fuckin nuts man! Just doing the exam stuff now and gotta get this project done! Its the worst the assignment in my academic career! Can you tell that I am going ballistic! Is that evident yet!

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN! haha! Sing it aretha! Her name sounds like a body part...the body part is usually located south of the earlobe! I will give you a hint...its your peehole!

blah blah blah blah this is me bored....blah blah blah blah! That about sums it up right now BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!

Well special people who read this all four of you umm write a comment those are special! It encourages me to be fanatical!

Lataz

Homo - Leviticus <wordplay bitches>

Post Script - Post script should be changed to R.B. for random bullshit! From now on PS will be RB got it bitches!

MRB - (More Random Bullshit) - I am goin to terrrrrr it up this weekend!

Ello Ello Ello Ello!!!

Oh gosh this weekend was hillarious everything starting from freaking 7 o'clock on Friday was hillarious!

I didn't go all crazy on the bottle so it was memorable that way! Here is a recap of what happened! I took Manj, Kevin, Issa to this lesbian coffee house because my friend was playing! She rules by the way! 14 and singing with conviction and passion wow! Other than McKenzie and her family everything else was kind of whack! Most memorable quote..."I didn't know lesbians stayed lesbians when they got old..I thought they converted." - Angela

Then we went back into Winnipeg and hooked up with Ryan, Cyril, Jake, Mya and the bunnies! Twas alright...I was sober though so I wasn't up to snuff! Then I went and picked up my cuz from the bus depot! She was my sober pal! Most memorable quote - "Levi is like that guy from the bible...when his gets cut off he loses all his strength!" - Frickin Cyril!

Then we went to the Westbrook and went home right after...again let me stress I was sober so I could not do anything! The band sucked and it was dead! Everyone was way too drunk except me and Chris!

Then Saturday Christie and I sat around the apartment here signed into different MSN's all day because we are geeks like that! Apparently her friends like her more than my friends like me! haha! Anyways then at about 630 after Chris FINALLY showered we went to Issa's to visit! Made plans and then We went out two hours later!~ haha! Oh well...so we went to desire and it was like as soon as I walked in the door all my class, and reservations disappeared! Shit it was crazy awesome I have not laughed that much in a real long time...Ron, Cherity, Christie and Katie made the night awesome! I can't even pick out of the most memorable quote there were way too many!

Now its Sunday and I am just reflecting back on the weekend and damn was it ever fun! Good people and good times!

It was nice to take my mind off of other things for once!

Have a good one...Leviss

Except you have to say whaaaaaaaaaat in that really annoying guys voice from the Simpsons!

Yeah I did it up three times this weekend it was totally good! It was kind of like old times you know with...Amber/Corey/Cherity/High School Oak Lake Parties/Roxanne...You could pick any one of those occasions in my life and that was typical to my weekend this weekend.

Favorite Quotes from the Weekend -
"Levi I don't think your gay because you don't dance gay!" - Ryan
"I would totally bang R*****" - Levi then the response "What the hell would you do...Her hair" - Jordan
"I think AJ took my pants off last night when I was sleeping." - Finess

Oh yeah and can anybody tell me what I was doing to Heathers skeleton in the parking lot that would be great!

Except I think my old age is catching up with me...I couldn't last! Stupid body wanting to shut down! I am going to invent a liver pill where my liver can just ingest whatever I put myself through, or I will use a goats liver. They eat cans! haha!

I am totally killin time I have a huge essay due and hella reading but whatever publishing a journal entry is way betterer!

Spent thirteen hours at the loonieversity today! It was great! Man I am so blah today...need something to spice things up!

Perhaps a nice throw rug, or to go throw some cats at random passerbyers it would be great!

Anyways I am going to vomit some words on the screen here and hope that a twenty page essay on the (Re)Actions of The Maya During The Guatemalan Civil War appears!

Post Syphillis - (Post Script is boring) - I got my haircut on the weekend! Kind of digging it kind of gettin annoyed with it! "Its metro meets rockstar" (Meghan my new favorite stylist...swear to god I wet myself when she was massaging my scalp!) I actually think its granny meets fork in the socket! But meh! I have to deal!

Post Chlamydia - It usually stops to burn when you urinate!

Helllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....I am going to get drunk a couple of times this weekend! Call me!

Hardy har har! Yeah there is a coupla socials to go to and I think I should go to the gay bar and make fun of my nemesis!

Speaking of nemesis's I ran into my other nemesis last night at school! He is actually a nice guy perhaps I will stop hating! It shall be good!

I should go drinking tonite because I am just that kind of person! haha! Anyways yeah! I have to go to school now and if anyone is up for somethin dis weekend let me know!

Talk at cha lataz!

Levi

PS - Jods whens the wedding?

Well you know how it goes! First off there is some exciting shite happening in my life! I failed a test because apparently hockey and internet porn are way more important than school! I am very frightened by this situation! So I just listen to Alex Lloyd (which is old but I love it) and then pretend that it goes away!

Gettin a new roomie this week! Its exciting! He is good shit he was my baseball coach, the Ab Council president and one of the only peeps who came to my final english presentation because apparently I WASN'T INTERESTING! WHATEVER! No bitterness here!

Post Script I farted and it smells like a carcass, but not a normal carcass a really stale one...possibly a meerkat!

Ok well I do like school and my arch nemesis has made it a point to talk to me now because I guess I am interesting now, but I can see through those resentful eyes! Whatev's though I am nice and phony back!

Yeah I am a slightly maniacal freak lately at school I don't know what I am going to do when I graduate! Its weird because my high school experience was not very great so I am doing this thing where half of me wants to do the high school thing you know...make friends, have casual sex with strangers in bathrooms and prank teachers (which is way cooler in university because they have their own lines) and the other part of me wants to be mature and spend my afternoons sipping on chai tea having deep philosophical conversations that lead to nowhere but still have meaning! Oh what a strange dichotomy!

Anyways about high school I was just reminiscing the other day about the crazy awesome people that I met there and its wierd! I love YA Krys, Jo Jo and Amber (the only three from high school who will read this) I thought I would give a shout out!

Anyways my text book doesn't read itself so I should go and do that! Here are some photos for your enjoyment!

Thanks for reading this all the way to the end! I will give you a hand job for it!

Hey did you ever see that movie Rules of Attraction. Well you know the queer on that movie! Well I am totally that guy, and lets hope I never turn into bathtub girl! Although I do have her darkside! Woo hoo!

Wanna know something else...I cry to that song from save the last dance you know...You can do it put your back into it! Man that song gets me everytime. What a heartfelt song!

Do you remember that guy in my pic! He is great. I sure do miss my bro sometimes he was hella fun to live with.

So the last time my mommy came through here she brought me this stuff that she had held onto for like years...and there was this hillarious note I wrote to myself! I stashed it somewhere now, but if I ever find it I am going to post it! Man it makes me laugh!
It talks about killing gophers and other wholesome stuff. Well these are just nonsensical ramblings.

Let me fill you in on my life up to this point since we last chatted! Well we went to Prince Albert for work that was fun! Still hate the Dairy Queen bitch who shot herself in the face with a make up gun! She looked like a cross between an extra on the OC and a troll doll! Oh she was pretty! Then I saw the hottest guy who got me all horned up at ten in the morning not a great feeling when your in freakin PRINCE ALBERT...nowhere to fix that! haha! Then last weekend I went to Tanya's wedding...I think thats what we're calling it now! AJ gave me his car for the weekend man did I have a kickass time there...can't remember alot from that night except that I spent roughly 160 bux on drinks and only bought four people drinks! haha! Good times! Oh yeah then came back and was hella depressed! I borrowed my bosses truck and some dumb fucks broke in for some burnt CD's and a pack of five smokes! What the hell! Only in downtown Winnipeg! Things are ok now...dis weekend we have a ball tourney! I wish my bank never fucked me over so that I could get hella drunk this weekend oh well I always manage to figure out how to do that! Anyways I will talk to you later.

PS - Don't get started on that or I will start on those pants! haha! I love Karen!

Thanks to all of you who responded...why dont they send an email everytime someone responds that would be swell.

I think the syph is clearing up and thats awesome.

Can you believe its the friggin 15th of July already that is so messed...summer is a third of the way done. That is just fugged! Anyways I am hoping to gaduate this year that super awesome.

A little bit of seriousness...everyone should read Reflections of A Siamese Twin Canada at the end of the 20th Century. Really makes yah second guess Canadian as an "identity" whatever you identity you may identify with primarily. Its pretty fantastic..rather heavy read though. You can tell that Raulston-Saul is one of those elitist educated types. But its still good! Pretty good socio-historical read.

For the fun stuff...this summer is going alright! I love my job! I am missin Kooch though...and all those peeps from last summer though mostly because they were super reliable to say the least and a kickass time consistently.

The plus side is getting to party a little more in Brandon this summer with my brandon cuzzies that rocks! Especially the pool/wedding party! Oh my! That was good times. I heart craziness! Anyways yeah post some pics when I get da chance.

PS - Imagine an enclosed white tulip blossoming ever so slowly as the rays of sunlight touch it in the morning....now imagine a vagina beside it! Oh I love Karen!

Hey remember when we went to that cult...aka...Church and they always gave out those little pamphlets called my daily bread! I dont know if your specific cult had them but we had them at ours! In those brochures they were inspirational and you were to read them in times of distress and temptation! Well my daily blog is the exact opposite of those...and most of the time after speaking or reading my words you will leave angry/depressed/temptuous! Is temptuous a word? Anyways here is my little message to crazy lunatic liberal fanatics/hippies for the sake of being hippies. I respect your conviction and admire your ambitions. However, I am becoming very disgruntled with the so called 'revolution'. Lets take campaigns against sweat shops and fair trade. I really think that those campaigns when not being too protectionist are great, but my frustrations comes when a consumer attempts to do something. You know take part in this so called democratic revolution. Hear comes the rant are ya ready...so what the fuck is a consumer to do. A) I want to shop and support companies that strive to make some sort of progressive difference B) in doing so I would like to achieve some aesthetic/visual quality. However, the alternatives that are available with limited research would have me looking like a 'granola' which distances me even further from many of my peers, and a look that I am not entirely excited by or else continue shopping plagued with guilt about the children, women, and peasants who make clothes for large american multinationals. So if you are actually concerned about changing the world why don't organization such as Maquila Solidarity Network offer positive alternatives for the everyday consumer who gives a fluck. Instead consistently identifying the problem with out no freakin solutions! Gosh! Thats my rant hope you enjoy!

I can't add pics from my house, which is kind of a bad thing and not such a good thing. My internet explorer is fluct so I have to wait and get it fixed. The downside is that I can't add a million pics on the net...the plus side is I really get to analyse what is worthy for all of you to see. So here is just a sampling of some pics.

There is some of me they are not very good, and rather amateur...but thats mostly because I took them myself...other than the one at the water lesbiana took those. I like the one where I am laying on the couch because I am such a wreck...it was last summer and there were very few days when I wasnt hungover! Then there is some of my family, and me with my family. No particular order they just aren't botched and remind me of something good. Then the other bunch of random pics are just some of my favorite pics at the moment. They are taken by Steven Lyon (the eyes, and ice pic) Aldin Foy (my daddie (did the water pic of the waves and the bridge) and then Mark Guera (Amanda's pic)

Yeah I love the human form its absolutely fantastic! So my fascination with people really makes me admire how people treat the human canvas in creative avenues. So I hope you enjoy and I will have more pics soon!

Lub Leviss

PS - This office is killer hot! haha have a good weekend all one of you who reads this!

 

Yeah so today in my many conversations that I have with myself I decided that I am sick of weekend friends...hahaha! Just kidding I love all my weekend friends I just wish they would call me during the week. Its probably because when I am busy like with exams...work...and other stuff I am a nasty clunt! Also decided that I miss hanging wit some of the home girlz that I used to hang wit about a year ago. On top of that I am experiencing my typical early summer blues. Its an odd feeling...where I kind get kind of depressed and mellow because of all those exogenous factors that tell you happiness is only with another person! As jaded as I want to be about those influences they are damn powerful, and it has been a long time since I attempted dating. I wish I wasn't so friggen picky! haha! Anyways wrote a couple of exams this week and bombed them that is a gut wrenching feeling especially since I did hella good this year in school but oh well I can still improve there is a couple of weeks left. I feel like I am getting in such a groove right now. Well people whoever look at this I think that I am going to jet...wishin I would of wrote this yesterday when my thoughts were devouring me! I love writing on those days...I like to surpress them though because thoughts and emotions are often irrational and go against societal pressures to conform! Check ya lata...people...remember love those who love you...because when they die no one will love you! So hope you die first! haha!

I went to the Fort Frances tribal area this weekend to visit with family and friends. It was a good time...there was lots of drinking...bootlegging, chair dancing, and laughin. In the aftermath of my convoluded state of drinking anything within a one hundred foot radius I realized two things. Yes the green jello shooters did taste like hairspray, and Della Reese is extremely sexy. I want her to touch my angel! Thats all for my blog now! I congratulate myself for not blogging all over the place! Check yas later! PS - Is this Celine Dion back in her ska days?