Hey Penis's and Vagina's well here is yet another edition of blogging!

Yeah so where did I leave you! Oh well lets start with some gooderest news my little sister is the size of a house! That rules! She is so preggo and I can't wait til she pops then we will go and get crunk old school! Just kidding.

Last week was Ab days at the school, I decided not to go nutso on the planning this year! In fact I did very little yay! haha! Except the coffeehouse thing totally ruled. Stupid Mack's makes me cry with her sweet lullabies for manics, another plus to that evening was me playing the HOT neechee in Wranglers! haha! That is so me! Ride me cowboy....ahem...Ride em cowboy! My bad!

I got back from Victoria/Vancouver on Sunday evening! What an amazing trip! Sheet it was MUEY PIQUANTE...my freaking sides hurt from laughing all weekend! I was a little nuts! Went to the strangest bar out there...I swear to you it was a bisexual bar if there was such a thing. There was a lot of pretty hetero boys, but they all danced together, in crowds, and then a couple would pretend to grind. If 'hetero' boys did that in Winnipeg they would likely get punched, or else get hit on by hard up queens such as myself! Anyways, these 'hetero' boys were also dancing to this years Gay Anthem HUNG UP by Madonna, wtf, if that doesn't throw somebodies gaydar out of whack then when they started cheering for I Will Survive sure as hell did. Anyways that bar got all of its claims to heterosexuality back when there was scraps outside and the cute boy with the gashed eyebrow!

Some memorable quotes from the trip:
"If you can make sense of the Indian Act...then you must be confused." - V from Local 75
"One think I hate about Victoria is the quasi-fascist hipster scene" - Troy
"Yeah Levi if by sexy and seductive you mean disgusting and disturbing." - Jar Jar
"If you are not in the room in five minutes I am putting the chain on the door." - Jar Jar
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - Whip Cream from Local 66.
"Your laugh is like the cross between an old man, and a young girl." - Jarita

Ok yeah well I have to shower...talk at you all later!

Levissssssssssss

Reading week is coming to a close and I never did sheet all! How freaking fantastic...the anxiety is making me nuts! Oh well live and learn! I think its all part of me subconsciously not wanting to succeed! Having to enter the real world is horrifying! I don't have any idea what I am going to do. Shit!

In other news if I listen to one more matthew good song I think I am going to climb to the top of my building and cry!

You thought I was going to say something about hitting unsuspecting strangers didnt you! But I didn't...I took the high road emmer effer!

*SIGHS* My life has become ridiculously monotonous lately! I need some spice!

Thursday was kind of cool though! Anus phoned and she took me out! I ower a biggun! 80's night rules! I love dancing hideously kinky! The downside was everytime I burped today I tasted lime from the tequila that wasn't so pleasant!

Now its time for my favorite game...LEVI'S RIDICULOUS RANDOM THOUGHTS
I could really go for some uppers right now...
Conquistadors were real jerks...not regular jerks but huge jerks...
There was this one lady at the store, her hair was crazy, her shoes farted as she walked, the foulness of animal urine lingered with every step, but for some reason I could not resist the temptation to touch her inappropriately...
CONQUISTADORS = JERKS there I said it...
On the chalkboard it said Ray Charles is god, and I can't disagree the logic was astounding...
Where are those uppers I ordered, those jerkface conquistadors probably took it as ransom...THEY ARE ALWAYS AFTER THE NATIVES GOLD!

Anyways I think I am done with that! I am going to dance to classical gas, its really hard! I hope you enjoyed...JODY!

 Hey beeches...well its been one wet gash of a month!

For starters I went buck wild on the events coordinator thang you know that thing that I am supposed to do at school! Yeah good times...I went to Toronto baby! That picture thats me and Candy at the Rez Fox party fack thats hot! We had a freakin blast!

I wish I would have chatted up a little bit more with peeps though! It was good times!

I think I am just going to hit enter randomly in the blog! Thats swell!

Like NOW!

Anyways yeah...School has been fuckin nuts man! Just doing the exam stuff now and gotta get this project done! Its the worst the assignment in my academic career! Can you tell that I am going ballistic! Is that evident yet!

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN! haha! Sing it aretha! Her name sounds like a body part...the body part is usually located south of the earlobe! I will give you a hint...its your peehole!

blah blah blah blah this is me bored....blah blah blah blah! That about sums it up right now BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!

Well special people who read this all four of you umm write a comment those are special! It encourages me to be fanatical!

Lataz

Homo - Leviticus <wordplay bitches>

Post Script - Post script should be changed to R.B. for random bullshit! From now on PS will be RB got it bitches!

MRB - (More Random Bullshit) - I am goin to terrrrrr it up this weekend!

Ello Ello Ello Ello!!!

Oh gosh this weekend was hillarious everything starting from freaking 7 o'clock on Friday was hillarious!

I didn't go all crazy on the bottle so it was memorable that way! Here is a recap of what happened! I took Manj, Kevin, Issa to this lesbian coffee house because my friend was playing! She rules by the way! 14 and singing with conviction and passion wow! Other than McKenzie and her family everything else was kind of whack! Most memorable quote..."I didn't know lesbians stayed lesbians when they got old..I thought they converted." - Angela

Then we went back into Winnipeg and hooked up with Ryan, Cyril, Jake, Mya and the bunnies! Twas alright...I was sober though so I wasn't up to snuff! Then I went and picked up my cuz from the bus depot! She was my sober pal! Most memorable quote - "Levi is like that guy from the bible...when his gets cut off he loses all his strength!" - Frickin Cyril!

Then we went to the Westbrook and went home right after...again let me stress I was sober so I could not do anything! The band sucked and it was dead! Everyone was way too drunk except me and Chris!

Then Saturday Christie and I sat around the apartment here signed into different MSN's all day because we are geeks like that! Apparently her friends like her more than my friends like me! haha! Anyways then at about 630 after Chris FINALLY showered we went to Issa's to visit! Made plans and then We went out two hours later!~ haha! Oh well...so we went to desire and it was like as soon as I walked in the door all my class, and reservations disappeared! Shit it was crazy awesome I have not laughed that much in a real long time...Ron, Cherity, Christie and Katie made the night awesome! I can't even pick out of the most memorable quote there were way too many!

Now its Sunday and I am just reflecting back on the weekend and damn was it ever fun! Good people and good times!

It was nice to take my mind off of other things for once!

Have a good one...Leviss

Except you have to say whaaaaaaaaaat in that really annoying guys voice from the Simpsons!

Yeah I did it up three times this weekend it was totally good! It was kind of like old times you know with...Amber/Corey/Cherity/High School Oak Lake Parties/Roxanne...You could pick any one of those occasions in my life and that was typical to my weekend this weekend.

Favorite Quotes from the Weekend -
"Levi I don't think your gay because you don't dance gay!" - Ryan
"I would totally bang R*****" - Levi then the response "What the hell would you do...Her hair" - Jordan
"I think AJ took my pants off last night when I was sleeping." - Finess

Oh yeah and can anybody tell me what I was doing to Heathers skeleton in the parking lot that would be great!

Except I think my old age is catching up with me...I couldn't last! Stupid body wanting to shut down! I am going to invent a liver pill where my liver can just ingest whatever I put myself through, or I will use a goats liver. They eat cans! haha!

I am totally killin time I have a huge essay due and hella reading but whatever publishing a journal entry is way betterer!

Spent thirteen hours at the loonieversity today! It was great! Man I am so blah today...need something to spice things up!

Perhaps a nice throw rug, or to go throw some cats at random passerbyers it would be great!

Anyways I am going to vomit some words on the screen here and hope that a twenty page essay on the (Re)Actions of The Maya During The Guatemalan Civil War appears!

Post Syphillis - (Post Script is boring) - I got my haircut on the weekend! Kind of digging it kind of gettin annoyed with it! "Its metro meets rockstar" (Meghan my new favorite stylist...swear to god I wet myself when she was massaging my scalp!) I actually think its granny meets fork in the socket! But meh! I have to deal!

Post Chlamydia - It usually stops to burn when you urinate!

Helllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....I am going to get drunk a couple of times this weekend! Call me!

Hardy har har! Yeah there is a coupla socials to go to and I think I should go to the gay bar and make fun of my nemesis!

Speaking of nemesis's I ran into my other nemesis last night at school! He is actually a nice guy perhaps I will stop hating! It shall be good!

I should go drinking tonite because I am just that kind of person! haha! Anyways yeah! I have to go to school now and if anyone is up for somethin dis weekend let me know!

Talk at cha lataz!

Levi

PS - Jods whens the wedding?